Unmatch? Are you sure?
At Hinge, we're here to help!
Hello, Andrea!
Welcome to Hinge Customer Support. We’re here to help you find your next soulmate, because, as you know, we have designed this app to be deleted. So let’s get to it!
Andrea, we see that you are here because you want to unmatch with a user. Really? Well isn’t that a shame!
Let’s pause for a moment. Are you sure? Have you put in enough time? Perhaps you’re not compromising your needs or principles enough? Perhaps you should be more flexible?
Maybe you’re just being too picky. I mean you’re 54, divorced, with two kids. Not exactly a catch. Sure, you’re a journalist, and you’re sort of fit, you’ve run three marathons, but you didn’t break four hours, and honestly, your career isn’t all that impressive. I mean who really knows what The Strong Buzz is anyway, other than your parents?
It’s time to look in the mirror, Andrea. What do you expect? You’re not on an episode of “Ted Lasso.” Roy Kent is not going to appear, telling you that you are fabulous and you deserve someone who will make you feel like you have been struck by lightning. This is the real world.
Dating is not a place to dig in your heels and be difficult. It’s a place to bury all your needs and desires, and bend yourself into an emotional pretzel so that you can settle. Not sure why we have to spell this out for you, Andrea!
Well, hopefully we’ve helped reset your expectations. That’s what we’re here for.
Oh you still want to unmatch? Well, we at Hinge are disappointed in you. But, to help us better understand you, and the types of matches you are seeking, we would like some information. Please let us know why you are unsatisfied with this user and want to unmatch.
Please choose from the following reasons; choose all that apply!
Your Match has suggested making a “couples” Tik Tok account.
Your Match is 3-5 inches shorter than, and/or 8-10 years older than, or 20 years younger than, represented on his profile.
Your Match has used “S’up” repeatedly, and this appears to be his only source of vocabulary and also his only method of creating conversation.
Your Match has followed up “S’up” with Wanna Workout? followed by a smiling “Devil” emoji 😈.
Your Match has included either: 1 or more photos with fish; 1 or more photos at the gym, mid-set, and/or 1 or more selfies taken in either a car or a public restroom.
Your Match speaks about himself in the third person, i.e., “Lives in Westchester; Loves golf and sunsets. Doesn’t do drama.”
Your Match’s profile only contains the following: 🍆
Your Match has used one of these phrases: God is Great, Folks tell me I look much younger than my age, and/or, I am happily married.
All of the above.
You’ve selected (9) All of the Above! Wow! Well, thank you for sharing your experiences with us, Andrea!
At Hinge we take your feedback seriously, and we will use it to provide you with better matches and “Standout” men who are real, unmarried, and able to converse! Ha. Just kidding!
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You are a hoot!
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